Phrase of the Day

Justin Bieber's Monkey.

Single Rainbow

I saw a rainbow "'cross the sky" today on my drive to work.  It was a complete one.

Advice of the Day

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Too Many Political Blogs

I read too many political blogs.

Why do I say that, you ask?

Because when I got a Playbill from a show we saw yesterday, I was reading through the Who's Who, and there was a mention of one of the actor's roles in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.  I was skimming, and only saw the last two words on a line by themselves.  I read them as Technicolor Democrat.

Vegetable Insult

"The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus!"
    --Rep. Louie Gohmert (R - Oklahoma)


Representative Gohmert does not appear to be the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Why are the postings so light?

The story I've been living is not really my story to tell.  I appreciate those of you who have stuck around and read those things that I've been able to say.

Hope to be back some day with better material.

Fifty States

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

and Washington, D.C.

More Pauses Between Words

In regard to Michael Jackson...

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Last Night's Dream

I woke myself up laughing at my dream.

In the dream, GPop and I were sitting on the grass in a park, and an old acquaintance, David, walked up and joined us.  He had a big rash on his face, and he looked distressed.  He asked us, "Do I have a fever?"

GPop reached his fingers over and put two of them almost in David's nostrils, then said, "I think you have Bieber fever."

I looked at David and said, "I think you have the fever for the flavor of a Pringles!"  I noticed a snack bar next to me and grabbed the nearest Pringles can.  I squeezed it while pointing it toward David.  The lid popped off the can, and David's head disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving the neck of his shirt open.

I thought this was so funny that I woke myself up laughing.

In the Year

This is post 2525.  Just thought I'd let you know.