Thursday, June 7, 2007

Kids Names

I would love to be an expectant father.

"What are you going to name the baby?"

"Well, if it's a boy, he'll be Ian. If it's a girl, we'll name her Chordata."

"That's... interesting."

"Yes, it's an old family name."

It's not funny if I have to explain it.

UPDATE: Some people would argue that it's not funny at all.