Wednesday, April 2, 2008

That's Amore

Over at Dr. Zeus' Forensic Files, we find a quest to find the worst puns for the tune "That's Amore." Here's the canonical one followed by some of mine.

Not mine:
When you're swimming in the sea, and an eel bites your knee,
That's a moray.

Mine:
A Canadian in Spain, at a Berber pointed, sayin',
"That's a Moor, eh?"

An Italian-Scottish lord, cut his field down with a sword.
"That's-a moor hay!"

6 comments:

Chris said...

*grooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*

GDad said...

Grooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan indeed.

Chris said...

Personally, the Moray Eel version of the song is my favorite ;)

Guinea Pig said...

I'm new to your blog. I found it from the happy virus we are sharing.

It's very nice to meet you.

Can I add an amore joke?

In optics class one day, the guy I was dating broke out in song (during clas--gasp) and said . . .

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moire. Gosh I hope that html works. You can't edit it once you hit post.

Thanks for the walk down memory lane.

GDad said...

Guinea Pig,

Welcome! I hope you come back to visit again.

The moire remark is inspired.

Hoji said...

lol. I can't believe I'm doing this.

Far away 'cross the sea,
tribal folk, quite ordinary
that's the Maori

Darn you GDad, and your infectious meme. lol