Friday, May 2, 2008

Why I Don't Watch Teevee News

I'm in the cafeteria of one of my company's other buildings, and the teevee is on one of those interminable and insufferable morning news teevee shows. I'm not sure, and I don't care if it's a national feed or a local show, but the perky woman anchor just shouted the phrase, "Battle with a gas station coffee maker! Haw haw haw haw!"

Then the man anchor started on today's TOP STORY about the upcoming Kentucky Derby.

UPDATE: Now they're discussing Mariah Carey. The woman just shouted again.

1 comment:

Dave said...

It's crazy. Had they tried harder, they'd have known Mariah should've been the top story.