Tuesday, June 24, 2008

We Can Only Hope

Dear 007 GIRL,

If you are planning to commit possible felonies on the road by driving the way you do, you may want to consider NOT having an easily remembered vanity plate. Second, you are hardly a "girl." If I were being generous, I might suggest "handsome" and "matronly." If I were not, I would not write it on this blog.

We can only hope that your sin literally is how it is described. Best of luck for whatever remains of your little life.

Sincerely,
GDad

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