I was at lunch today with Mandy. She told me the story of how she and her husband rescued an orphan baby bird recently. Part of the story is how Mr. Mandy tried to rebuild the nest in their gutter as a first pass at restoring the bird to the wild. He is an engineer for a large company known for making well-engineered machines. I was imagining that his recreated nest now met all of the OSHA safety regulations for single occupancy avian creche structures. That made me laugh.