Mandy sent me a transcript of a conversation she just overheard in the women's restroom.
Woman 1: I told him there is something seriously wrong here!
Woman 2: Yeah?
Woman 1: He said, "What you're showing me are your tastebuds." I said "Nuh-uh Doctor! Those aren't my tastebuds! There's something wrong with me!"
Woman 2: Yeah, stupid doctors. [pause] So Jill's deodorant smells different today.
Woman 1: Oh yeah? What's it smell like?
Woman 2: It's fainter than usual. Really nice and light.
Me: [Getting the #3ll out of there as fast as I can.]