To all of the commenters who flocked to the Fox News web site and other bastions of intellectual excellence last night, let me be the first to break ranks with the Army of Darkness and reveal the truth.
Yes, we intentionally elected the actual Antichrist. The real one, right from the Bible. We are now a country with a political and economic system that is to the left of communism. Not only are our borders open to terrorists, but we have put together gift baskets to entice them in. There will be mandatory same-sex marriages in your living rooms, and forced abortions for every single person in the country, both men and women. Democrats, you may now pull off your disguises and let your bat-like wings flap openly in the breeze.
Seriously people... It's time to roll up our sleeves and work together on making this country great.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
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=( Hey! Why are you picking on those of us who watch Fox News? I don't think (or vote) like you're describing and I enjoy watching some of their programming. Ease up - Obama won, and Fox reported it realistically and, if I recall, Jesse Jackson was the only one crying. So let bygones be bygones and let's hope this nation starts to heal under our new president. And yes, regardless of who you voted for, Barack Obama is OUR president, so let's all give him the respect he deserves as such!
Read it again, please. I'm remarking on the COMMENTERS who left COMMENTS on the Fox News site. Many of those COMMENTS were of a spittle-emitting nature.
This post is the most funniest thing I have ever read ever in my whole entire life ever. Ever. Srsly.
Including previous incarnations and transmigrations.
I'm sending friends your way to read this. Beware of bat-like wind damage.
Bill,
Thanks. I hope only to edutain.
I can only imagine how the comments ran. There are so many people in the good ole U S of A that have been blindsided by their own stupidity! I did not realize I had the built in power to scare the masses just because I was born gay. Hunh.
Yeah, well. I made the mistake of correcting a very young liberal this morning who was posting what a GREAT DAY it was to be a DEMOCRAT.(on fricking facebook.) I asked if she didn't mean 'American'? and she told me no, and to kiss her A$$. Looks like the left has some work to do on 'working together' too.
M.E. Again,
No doubt. Smug isn't a good color on too many people.
Scott W.,
Our powers are amazing, aren't they?
Heee. I just read this, and I think I love you.
That Other Jean,
Welcome! Glad you stopped by, and I'm blushing.
Where do I go for my forced abortion? This fetus is itching to get out!
QU,
Don't worry. The Department of Forced Abortions (DOFA) will send someone to your home between 4:00pm and 8:00pm next Tuesday. They'll be driving a blue van.
I sneak a peek at your blog from comments you make on my sis's blog (girlywarrior) all the time but this post is, by far, the very best of yours i've ever read! Hilarious!
My wing-joints have developed arthritis from being cramped up so long. FRREEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!!
Ruth,
Thanks for stopping by. I've had to buy new shirts with wing holes in them. Hope your sis is doing OK.
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