I'm arachnophobic and that is a wolf spider. I had one of those in my RV once. BIG spider, LITTLE space. I almost ran straight through the wall.
Did you know ALL spiders are deadly? Just put one on me and I'll beat myself to death.
Totally irrational, I know.
BUT if you want to know if I love you, just put a spider on yourself and then point it out to me. If I truly love you, I'll assist you in removing it. Else, you're on your own.
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Is that a frickin' laser on its head?
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That does look like a big one, unless those are Barbie House steps.
Okay, I'd probably run about 30 feet away from those steps until the threat was neutralized. Not a fan of arachnids.
I'm arachnophobic and that is a wolf spider. I had one of those in my RV once. BIG spider, LITTLE space. I almost ran straight through the wall.
Did you know ALL spiders are deadly? Just put one on me and I'll beat myself to death.
Totally irrational, I know.
BUT if you want to know if I love you, just put a spider on yourself and then point it out to me. If I truly love you, I'll assist you in removing it. Else, you're on your own.
One thing I forgot to mention... If you look closely, you'll see that it has only seven legs.
I hope you smacked it with a rolled up newspaper.
My word verification is Spidesti
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