Thursday, February 19, 2009

Secrets of Corporate Success

I have developed three skills that have served me very well in my career here at Mega Corporation One.

  1. The ability to read documents when they are across a desk and the text is upside down to me.
  2. The ability to yawn silently without opening my mouth.
  3. The ability to laugh silently without opening my mouth.
I highly recommend learning how to do these things.

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