My Life Is Based on a True Story.
I just had an inspiration. If we genetically engineer Canada geese to survive exclusively on a diet of cigarette butts, we could solve a number of problems. Two, to be precise.
2/07/2009 10:30:00 AM
i would hate to see the waste they might create.ick.
Years ago when I worked in an office park next to an ornamental lake I started to compose a song about one of these problems (so I could sing it to our chief physical plant guy). It was to the tune of "Little Deuce Coupe" by the Beach Boys, but I only got as far as the refrain."It's a little goose poop~You don't know where they plop!"
Their waste is lavender-scented potpourri (poopery).
There's an angry pooper joke there, I just can't find it.
Well, two is a number. Can't argue with that.
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