My Life Is Based on a True Story.
"Goodness is its own reward."Yeah, whatever. Nuts to you, fortune cookie writers.
4/30/2009 12:49:00 PM
Huh. That's not quite how I remembered it . . .
You are supposed to add "in bed" to all fortune cookies. That way they are a little more interesting, less likely to be true but interesting.
The best "fortune" I ever got from a cookie read:"Support literacy: buy a box of fortune cookies."Still makes me grin.
My favorite one for squick factor with the "in bed" addendum is "A wise man knows the value of a child." It's almost as if the writers are intentionally trying to gross out the readers who use that rule.
You need to reconfigure your Bingo game for fortunes. I bet it would be better.
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