Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cookie

"Goodness is its own reward."

Yeah, whatever. Nuts to you, fortune cookie writers.

5 comments:

pixnlil said...

Huh. That's not quite how I remembered it . . .

Jen said...

You are supposed to add "in bed" to all fortune cookies. That way they are a little more interesting, less likely to be true but interesting.

Anonymous said...

The best "fortune" I ever got from a cookie read:

"Support literacy: buy a box of fortune cookies."

Still makes me grin.

GDad said...

My favorite one for squick factor with the "in bed" addendum is "A wise man knows the value of a child." It's almost as if the writers are intentionally trying to gross out the readers who use that rule.

Dave said...

You need to reconfigure your Bingo game for fortunes. I bet it would be better.