Saturday, June 13, 2009

Unintentional Black Humor

Son's Older Brother just texted me. For reference, we'll say his girlfriend is named Tausha. Also, for those of you for whom texting is an arcane art reserved for the technorati, "gpa" means "grandpa" in this context.

taushas gpa passed last night and they asked me to be a pawbearer at his funeral

I had to compose myself for a moment before I replied.


Shay said...

Which amendment protects our right to bear paws?

(as opposed to bearclaws; you can have my bearclaw when you pry it out of my cold, dead, sugar-dusted and coffee-stained fingers).

GDad said...

I was thinking in terms of calling a grandfather "Paw."

Also, Pawbearers is a brand of urns for storing your departed pets' ashes.

Bill said...

My condolences to Tausha.
Maybe they'll sing Bringing in the Sheets at the funeral. That's always an appropriate hymn at funerals.