Tallguy Martialartist: I think people should keep the Force in Christmas.
GDad Lastname: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
Tallguy Martialartist: I knew Santa Claus couldn't visit so many houses by himself on Christmas Eve!
"In some, Krampus has sexual overtones; he is pictured pursuing buxom women."
GDad Lastname: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus
First entry under "appearances"
Tallguy Martialartist: I guess that would be doable with a TARDIS.
GDad Lastname: No storage issues, no timing issues, really.
Tallguy Martialartist: Krampus was a Dalek.
"It's funny if you google it."
GDad Lastname: Ow. Now my mind hurts.
I think I may build a full size Dalek next summer.
Tallguy Martialartist: I can't understand why you waited so long.
GDad Lastname: Neighbor Rusty bought two rascal-style scooters at a flea market with no particular idea of what to do with them.
Tallguy Martialartist:
GDad Lastname: Perhaps 1/4" fiberboard could do for the main body.
I can fix that, but it may take a couple of hours.
NOTES:
- Krampus was a Dalek
- Tallguy knows that "It's Funny if you Google It" is my new catchphrase.
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