My Dream for the Future

I want to be a job creator.  I will get a lease on some retail space and hire a bunch of surly young people.  My shop will be called, "GET THE #=(( OUT OF MY STORE!"  I will completely take advantage of the at-will provisions of my state's employment law, and I will provide no product or service that people want.

I will also be incredibly scrupulous about following the letter of any regulation so I keep the gubmint off my back.

This will only work if I am already independently wealthy, though.  I suck at business plans.