Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Curses for the Modern Day

If I were a sorcerer who cursed people, these would be interesting modern curses.

  1. Adult onset allergy to pizza.
  2. Catch every traffic light red.
  3. Market goes up right before your 401(k) deposit.
  4. Person in front of you at the store always has coupons and writes a check.

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