Wednesday, May 16, 2012

IMs of the Weird

Brother 1: I think i forgot to shave directly below my lower lip. Either that, or the hairs in that area are suddenly more actively growing than the rest of my facial hair. For some reason, this really disturbs me.  I don't want to grow a soul patch. That implies that I have soul, and I do not want to deceive people.  My beard makes me a liar!

GDad: Ah, yes. The lying beard.  Perhaps you could grow an Amish-style beard for even more deception.  Probably less deception per square inch, though.  Since that's a valid measurement.

Brother 1: What kind of lie would I be telling if I were to dress like the Amish? And why?  Why would I lie about being Amish?

GDad: I don't know. You're the one with the misleading facial hair.

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