If we let same-sex marriage become the law of the land, then our kids will be forced to learn about same-sex households in school.
The schools may also force our kids to learn that 'Mericuh was founded back in "The Age of Enlightenment" instead of in 1950 by Ronald Reagan to fight the commies.
The schools will also shove down the throats of our kids this garbage about al-gebra. Isn't that Ay-rab language?
*Interestingly, my browser's spellchecker catches "Libruhl" as a misspelling, but not "Agenduh." I suspect it's because I didn't hit [space] to indicate the word boundary.